*Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm going to come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.*

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"So, what's the speed of dark anyway?"

Jade: Awwwww, man!!! Crap! I just dropped my favorite eyeliner!  I just dropped my favorite earplugs on the floor, too. Interview dude: You have favorites? Jade:Yeah, I just started using them like an hour ago, and I really liked them, so now they're my favorites.

Jeebus! Those are great things to receive! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, "Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks"

Question: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? and who has used the most makeup on one single nite? thanks, Jay.
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.

Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples heads off.

I remember that Manchester show. I was skating around backstage and I bailed on this candy bar someone had thrown on the ground. It wasn't even a decent candy bar like a Snickers or a Twix, it was one of those weird English candy bars, like the Big Turk.

I haven't seen Tori Amos but I did see Tori Spelling from Beverly Hills 90210 one time. She was frightening.